aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

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necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

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richarcl:

dying is taking too long

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dicksplit:

Hot Dentist: Ok.  Open up.  

Me: 

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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